Hard heads

[elusivek]

So I went for dinner with my friends last night. Carol had a "gift" for me, and it was a packet of potato chips* with Frankie's face on it LOL. It's not Frankie, but they look so alike hahaha!

But Frankie is really 13KG full of muscle and ROCK. Last night he wanted to go to my parents' bed. Since he didn't have the distance to run and jump, I wanted to give him a boost and lift him up. But as I was bending over to do so, he decided to jump anyway, and he head-butted me in my face. Geez! Now my cheek (right under my right eye) is sore and painful to the touch. At least it's not black, else people might think there's a domestic case going on.

Mom said something about him having a hard head and so he doesn't learn anything (nothing penetrates through the skull maybe?)

* it's funny that I call it a bag of potato chips. I supposedly grew up in a British English school, so I really should call those crisps right? But nah. Been calling them potato chips throughout my life. And this is some mindf*ckery there. I'm supposed to have had a British English Education but I use certain US/International vocabs. 

Comments

[deepseasiren.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness what a wonderful gift!!!!!!😍

[amw.livejournal.com]

I have the same thing of a mixed up English usage. I mostly use American spelling, but sometimes i'll say a Britishism (like "hoover" for "vacuum cleaner") and people look at me strange. I think it is great that English is a flexible enough language we can do this.

[yellowrosess.livejournal.com]

haha what a great gift you got! And ughh Frankie is the cutest!

[hermitsmurf.livejournal.com]

I have scratches on my arms and legs from my nutso dog. I bet there are a lot of us being domestically abused by our pets..haha.

[ganimede]

That's a great gift, it looks so much like him.